The most tragic tale

We're watching Zefrelli's version of ROMEO AND JULIET in English right now.

(I will be doing a post on Olivia Hussey sometime soon)

I have been inspired to write a tragedy.

Imagine you are in senior high school, a senior high school where wearing high heels is surefire sign you're a part time hooker.

Now imagine you have these high heel pumps.

And they're the shit.

They're perfectly broken-in.

Shiny patent leather.

FOUR INCH HEEL.

You have only ever wore them (in public) TWICE.

YOU SPENT 5 DAYS OF BLISTERING PAIN BREAKING THEM IN.

Now, you'll most likely not wear them for a long long time.

For never was a story of more woe, than this of a girl and her shoes.

:(

IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW SAD THIS MAKES ME

(Btw I'm working on a header :D)