Well screw me over and call me a whore.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE COOL WHEN

-Your almost sixty white daddy is chillin in a pub watching his friend play guitar downtown

-Your little asian mommy is completely flabbergasted by the olympics

-You spend your friday nights with wet hair going through super awesome blogs, thus murdering your eyes in the process

-You become super jealous of those Australians due to those fucking awesome blogs

-You're extremely sad that joni m's voice is fucked now and you have spent considerable time grieving the loss of her pretty voice back then, despite the fact you know she'll never get it back.

-You've spent a considerable amount of time trying to decide whether or not Abbey Lee is a badass or a fuckup for piercing her nipple

-You thought that David Walliams & Lara Stone being engaged was a fucked up hoax. (Ya. It's not)

-You have to babysit at 8:45am tomorrow.

-You have a disturbed craving for fruit loops.

I need a life.