How old are you?K so you know how in ROMEO & JULIET, Paris was like YO MR. CAPULET CAN I MARRY YO GURL JULIET?! And then Signor Capulet was like WOAH MAN SHE'S ONLY 13 WAIT 2 SUMMERS AND THEN PLOW HER. Let's say I'm Juliet. And I never met Romeo. So, Paris listens to Signor Capulet and it is now the eve of my wedding HOW OLD AM I (Hint: not 13)
Where are you right at this moment?
Computer, my kitchen, my house, Canada
Choose 5 words to describe yourself
Short, hyper, dork, little, asian
Do you smoke?
No. I probably never will, but I like the way it looks in photographs, even though we all know how shitty smoking is for you. Which makes me like it even more.
Do you drink?
Shirley Temples all the way man.
Do you swear?
Me? Swear? Fuck no.
Do you have low self-esteem?
Depends on what time it is.
Do you get online a lot?
A little too much.
Do you like taking pictures?
Yes, of everything and anything, except myself.
Do you like to have your picture taken?
Fuck no. I have this shitty habit of pulling a stupid face whenever I see a camera.
Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs younger than you?
No. If I did right now, I'd be a pedophile.
Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs older than you?
Yes. Because I'm a desperate whore.
Do you think you're weird or normal?
Everybody thinks they're weird.
What do you like least about your body?
My inner thighs.
What do you like most about your body?
Is it fucked that I like my boobs?
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?
Yes, but it was in grade 4.
Do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?
Depends on the situation.
Who knows the most about you?
Ma meilleure amie.
Who do you trust the most with your secrets?
Myself.
Name one person whose arms you feel safe in.
My gay friend's.
HAVE YOU (I?) EVER
Been in love?
Oh. Yeah.
Had your heart broken?
Not yet.
Spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?
All the fucking time :D
Screamed so much you lost your voice?
Everyday.
Done something extremely unexpected?
Unexpected based on my previous thwarts of stupidness? Why yes.
Been caught doing you weren't supposed to be doing?
Unfortunately.
Been called a tease?
Well screw me over and call me a whore. Maybe.
What what what? (IN THE BUTT)
What is your biggest fear?
Mice and birds. Actually, dead mice and dead birds are scarier. And heights. And large bodies of water. Actually, being high up with a large body of water below me.
What was your scariest dream?
It involved dead fish.
What was your best dream?
I dreamed I was a starfish once. It was AWESOME.
What is your greatest strength?
Thinking like a 6 year old.
Do you have any bad habits?
Eating shitty things. And doodling.
Do you think life has been good to you so far?
I went through a good 4 years wishing that I was asleep and that I'd wake up one day and this was all just a fucked up dream.
Do you have any piercings?
Ears. My asian mommy would have a cardiac arrest if ever got piercings anywhere else. Which is exactly why I plan on getting pierced.
What does your underwear look like?
It's nude, because I'm a wearing a skirt.
Which do you (I?) prefer?
Jeans or dress?
Oooooooh, tough call. I don't know. I love me some dresses, but I love a good pair of jeans. hmmmmm
Pizza or pasta?
Pizza enthusiast.
Rich or happy?
Happy.
Shower or bath?
Showers.
Family or friends?
Friends.
Kiss or hug?
Hugs. I love hugs.
Bright or dark room?
Depends on my mood.
Chocolate or vanilla?
I can't stand chocolate cake, but other wise, chocolate.
Laugh out loud or chuckle quietly?
Laugh out loud. I don't know how to chuckle quietly.
Foreign movies....dubbed or subtitled?
Subtitled. Even though dubs are hilarious.
Lastly? (What kind of fucking word is lastly. Why would you even do that.)
Last furry thing you touched?
YO MAMA. Just kidding. My neighbor's dog.
Song you listened to?
I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman- k-os (rad song)
Last person you talked to on the phone today?
Nobody. Now I feel like a loser THANKS A LOT SURVEY.
Last person you talked to on the phone today?
Olympics (EXPECT A PATRIOTIC POST FRIDAY/THIS WEEKEND)
Compliment you received?
I like your bun.
More random thoughts...
What are your first thoughts waking up?
WHY GOD WHY
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Neon blue.
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes/how they smell.
Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Depends whether or not I'm hyped up.
Most memorable experience with a friend?
Trampolines, late nights, epic forts, shitty food.
Do you believe in soulmates?
Fuck yes.
Do you think that it's possible your heart doesn't give you a choice with whom it falls in love?
I think it's extremely plausible (MYTHBUSTERS FTW)
What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?
That I'm not as useless as I seem.
What is one thing you've learned about yourself in the last year or so?
I'm retarded.