CANADA

FUCK YES

YES

http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Skins_614/

IF you had ANY IDEA how happy the link above makes me, like, I don't even know what would happen.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

COWBELLS

I have sort of been neglecting everything for 2 weeks including:

-School

-This blog

-My social life

Why?

MOTHERFUCKING OLYMPICS.

Ya. That's right.

REMEMBER HOW ON MONDAY I WAS LIKE IF TESSA VIRTUE & SCOTT MOIR (THOSE LOVELY PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE) WIN GOLD, MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE? YEAH. THEY WON GOLD. MY HEAD HAS EXPLODED.

So after sunday, when this spectacle is over, everything will be back to normal. Except for vancouver, who will be paying high taxes for the next 5 years.

IN OTHER NEWS

I recently got my grubby hands on ELLE, Harper's Bazaar and Vogue (all US) THEY ARE SO THICK IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

Oh

Cowbells= what they were ringing at ze olympics

:D

ALSO

THREE OLYMPIANS TOTALLY WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL

YEAH

um

yeah i'm done now

What light

Okay.

I've calmed down a little.

THIS IS MY NEIGHBOR'S PORCH LIGHT FROM ACROSS THE ALLEY

WHY DEAR NEIGHBOR MUST YOU LEAVE THIS FUCKING THING ON

IT SHINES RIGHT IN MY BEDROOM AND UPSETS THE HELL OUT OF ME

also

You can't really see due to the fact my hair look so shiny, but it was two french braids and then the rest braided into a bun. It took me 5 minutes.

FUCK YES

TODAY HAS BEEN A RETARDEDLY GOOD DAY

I ATE A SHITLOAD OF COOKIE DOUGH IN FOODS

MY BEST FRIEND FO LIFE HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL (SASKATCHEWAN) AND BROUGHT ME A ROCK

I HAD GOOD PASTA

I ATE PRETZELS

AND IF TESSA VIRTUE & SCOTT MOIR WIN GOLD TONIGHT,

MY HEAD MAY EXPLODE.

in other news

i think i may have killed my body from all that running on saturday. ow.

ALSO

wait

FUCK

i was going to show you lovely ladies (lads?) a pic of a randomly awesome ring THAT HAPPENS TO FIT MY WEE FINGERS but of course I CAN'T FIND IT

WHY AM I SO HYPER

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OKAY

I'M DONE

NO I'M NOT

K

DONE

Ask me ANYTHING

http://www.formspring.me/munchykin

AND

http://fuckyeahkayascodelario.tumblr.com/

Things I like: THESE GUYS

So.

What's up fair people of the blogosphere?

Depending on where you live (here's looking at you lovely brits. and americans i guess. and no i'm not biased.) you may have or may not have heard of the show THE BURIED LIFE (on mtv)

Just kidding I just checked & they do so show THE BURIED LIFE in the us. But apparently not in the UK.

ANYWAYS

THE BURIED LIFE= 4 (canadian) hot guys + a list of things they want do/accomplish before they die + them helping people with their own bucket lists along the way

Not a recent pic, but you get the idea.

THEIR SHOW IS FUCKING AWESOME. Some highlights include:

-Asking out (and getting shot down) by Mega(n) Fox

-Helping a random lady give birth

-ETC

More recent pic. LOOK AT THEIR CANADIAN BADASSNESS. You're doing Canada proud lads.

I'm kind of in love with this show in case you haven't noticed.

CCCHECK OUT THEIR LIST:http://theburiedlife.com/thelist/

They're all awesome, but Ben's my favorite.

So after a marathon of this show at 8 am this morning, I decided I wanted to accomplish something today that I've always wanted to do.

So I ran a mile today.

Non stop 15 minutes of running.

Extremely unattractive pinkness followed, along with sweat.

I've never ever ran a full mile non stop until today.

Fuck. Yes.

My parents (because they're LAME) don't really understand how big of a deal this is, and neither do my siblings (because I don't have siblings.)

Actually, my new goal is to run a mile non stop to Don't Stop Believin (by Journey mothafuckassss) on a loop.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

CHECK OUT THEIR SITE: http://theburiedlife.com/

In other news, I have a new song stuck in my head:

A definite upgrade from Jordan Pruitt FUCK YES

Maybe you noticed, maybe you didn't...

So.

Just a quick note.

You may have noticed that ze numbaaa of my fave-o-riiite liiiiiiiinks (sorrrrrrry i like extra letttters) has being rapidly growing like...umm... the amount of sap collecting from a maple tree. wow. that was awful. ANYWAYS it's because i've been going overboard searchin out some badass blogs and they're all pretty badass. and i went through all their archives because i'm a loser. so. IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU SHINK I BE MISSIN LEMME KNOW

also

one love by jordan pruitt is stuck in my head

MAKE IT STOP

About the munchkin who is in charge of this blog.

How old are you?

K so you know how in ROMEO & JULIET, Paris was like YO MR. CAPULET CAN I MARRY YO GURL JULIET?! And then Signor Capulet was like WOAH MAN SHE'S ONLY 13 WAIT 2 SUMMERS AND THEN PLOW HER. Let's say I'm Juliet. And I never met Romeo. So, Paris listens to Signor Capulet and it is now the eve of my wedding HOW OLD AM I (Hint: not 13)

Where are you right at this moment?

Computer, my kitchen, my house, Canada

Choose 5 words to describe yourself

Short, hyper, dork, little, asian

Do you smoke?

No. I probably never will, but I like the way it looks in photographs, even though we all know how shitty smoking is for you. Which makes me like it even more.

Do you drink?

Shirley Temples all the way man.

Do you swear?

Me? Swear? Fuck no.

Do you have low self-esteem?

Depends on what time it is.

Do you get online a lot?

A little too much.

Do you like taking pictures?

Yes, of everything and anything, except myself.

Do you like to have your picture taken?

Fuck no. I have this shitty habit of pulling a stupid face whenever I see a camera.

Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs younger than you?

No. If I did right now, I'd be a pedophile.

Would you ever date someone 5-10 yrs older than you?

Yes. Because I'm a desperate whore.

Do you think you're weird or normal?

Everybody thinks they're weird.

What do you like least about your body?

My inner thighs.

What do you like most about your body?

Is it fucked that I like my boobs?

Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?

Yes, but it was in grade 4.

Do you prefer to hang out with one friend or a group of friends?

Depends on the situation.

Who knows the most about you?

Ma meilleure amie.

Who do you trust the most with your secrets?

Myself.

Name one person whose arms you feel safe in.

My gay friend's.

HAVE YOU (I?) EVER

Been in love?

Oh. Yeah.

Had your heart broken?

Not yet.

Spun until you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?

All the fucking time :D

Screamed so much you lost your voice?

Everyday.

Done something extremely unexpected?

Unexpected based on my previous thwarts of stupidness? Why yes.

Been caught doing you weren't supposed to be doing?

Unfortunately.

Been called a tease?

Well screw me over and call me a whore. Maybe.

What what what? (IN THE BUTT)

What is your biggest fear?

Mice and birds. Actually, dead mice and dead birds are scarier. And heights. And large bodies of water. Actually, being high up with a large body of water below me.

What was your scariest dream?

It involved dead fish.

What was your best dream?

I dreamed I was a starfish once. It was AWESOME.

What is your greatest strength?

Thinking like a 6 year old.

Do you have any bad habits?

Eating shitty things. And doodling.

Do you think life has been good to you so far?
I went through a good 4 years wishing that I was asleep and that I'd wake up one day and this was all just a fucked up dream.

Do you have any piercings?

Ears. My asian mommy would have a cardiac arrest if ever got piercings anywhere else. Which is exactly why I plan on getting pierced.

What does your underwear look like?

It's nude, because I'm a wearing a skirt.

Which do you (I?) prefer?

Jeans or dress?

Oooooooh, tough call. I don't know. I love me some dresses, but I love a good pair of jeans. hmmmmm

Pizza or pasta?

Pizza enthusiast.

Rich or happy?

Happy.

Shower or bath?

Showers.

Family or friends?

Friends.

Kiss or hug?

Hugs. I love hugs.

Bright or dark room?

Depends on my mood.

Chocolate or vanilla?

I can't stand chocolate cake, but other wise, chocolate.

Laugh out loud or chuckle quietly?

Laugh out loud. I don't know how to chuckle quietly.

Foreign movies....dubbed or subtitled?
Subtitled. Even though dubs are hilarious.

Lastly? (What kind of fucking word is lastly. Why would you even do that.)

Last furry thing you touched?

YO MAMA. Just kidding. My neighbor's dog.

Song you listened to?

I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman- k-os (rad song)

Last person you talked to on the phone today?

Nobody. Now I feel like a loser THANKS A LOT SURVEY.

Last person you talked to on the phone today?

Olympics (EXPECT A PATRIOTIC POST FRIDAY/THIS WEEKEND)

Compliment you received?

I like your bun.

More random thoughts...

What are your first thoughts waking up?

WHY GOD WHY

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Neon blue.

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes/how they smell.

Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Depends whether or not I'm hyped up.

Most memorable experience with a friend?

Trampolines, late nights, epic forts, shitty food.

Do you believe in soulmates?

Fuck yes.

Do you think that it's possible your heart doesn't give you a choice with whom it falls in love?

I think it's extremely plausible (MYTHBUSTERS FTW)

What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?

That I'm not as useless as I seem.

What is one thing you've learned about yourself in the last year or so?

I'm retarded.

Let the river run

I love Carly Simon.

(And I also love James Taylor, who she was married to at one point)

She's like the epitome of natural 70s beauty.

Her hair's pretty sweet too.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

(Btw, in case you're super lame and don't know who Carly Simon is, she's the lady who sang you're so vain.)

(Carly Simon images from all over. Just search her name on google images)

I wasn't born to lose you, i want you, i want you

SO

I accomplished a lot this weekend. I got a good start on my OHMYFUCKINGGOD I CAN CUT THINGS OUT OF MAGAZINES AND PUT THEM PLACES OTHER THAN MY BULLETIN BOARD project. I think it turned out pretty good. I'll have some pics tomorrow. And I cleaned my room, which is pretty monumental.

In other news, I was lookin around net-a-porter aujourd'hui due to the fact I was ill/bored (still am), and I found this:

I NEED THIS. http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/66307

Okay so, I NEVER EVER EVER wear rings. I don't think I've ever even worn a ring (such a sheltered child I am). Not even shitting you. I've never felt the desire to wear a ring before THIS ring. It's like, the holy grail of rings. I've never wanted to wear a ring before THIS ring. Fuck. My. Life. BECAUSE I'll probably not get it. But at least I'll have an actual purpose when I scour the jewelery aisles of shops now :)

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/61540

I realized not too long ago I don't even own a trench or trench like coat. Fucking pathetic.

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/60411

I am a sucker for a good bird cage. But spider web? Fuck. These are the most fucked pair of shoes. That's why I'm drawn to them.

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/61041

I am (also) a sucker for bags. I have this fucked up thing about them: I buy them, use them for about a month, then in my closet (of doom) they go. This bag however would receive a shrine. And would be used to, um, ya.

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/63326

I love the color blue. I also love this dress, because A) the color and B) it's a sundress. most sundresses make my chest look retardedly large,thus making me look large. Because i am so in love with this dress, I am under the impression I won't having this issue.

BY THE WAY This isn't like some fucked DREAM OUTFIT thing. Because clearly that bag & that dress would not work together. OR WOULD THEY (dun dun dun)

All this fantasy shopping is making me sad.

In other news, WHY THE SHIT IS MEGAN FOX GONNA BE ON THE MARCH COVER ON W MAGAZINE. If her mouth is open on the cover, I swear to god.

(PS Title=stolen from Bob Dylan)