Showing posts with label obsessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obsessions. Show all posts

Monday, January 18, 2010

(One of my many) OBSESSIONS.


I need to be up front with you people. (Shit I don't even know if anyone reads this. I DO NOT CARE I AM COMMITTED TO THIS DAMN BLOG)

So, um.

Yeah.

I have a magazine addiction. They make so damn happy. I think the most magazines I've bought in a month was like... a dozen.

It pisses my momma off so much :D

So now my poor tiny room is being assaulted by this ridiculous amount of magazines I've gathered since like, 1.5 years.

My personal favorites you (once again, maybe I'm just talking to myself) ask?
(If you haven't noticed by now, I like making lists.)

-InStyle. (www.instyle.com) They always have so much stuff in their magazines. Thick magazines delight me.
-Seventeen (www.seventeen.com) and Teen Vogue (www.teenvogue.com) K shut up. I'm like a teenaged girl. Our options are limited.
-Vogue (www.vogue.com)/Vanity Fair (www.vanityfair.com)/Harpers Bazaar (www.harpersbazaar.com)= magazines targeted to people slightly ahem "older" than my designated age group. Screw that. I may never ever ever be able to afford like ANYTHING they feature but it doesn't matter. I like their shoots. They're cool. (I'm really insightful, I know)
-Nylon (www.nylonmag.com) Oh my god, favorite magazine pretty much ever. It's like the anti Seventeen even though it's sort of targeting the same age group.

The major thing that I don't like about teen targeted magazines?
The fricking Disney people that are perpetually on the cover. Or Twilight. Which is about equal to me. Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato are okay. So is Taylor Lautner. And Edward Cullen (robert pattinson isn't a real person anymore) is okay too I guess. But Miley and Kristen and the JoBros and all them can go screw.
Much to my chagrin, guess who's on this month's Harper's Bazaar cover?
Miley herself.
Thankfully, they made up for it by photoshopping the hell out of her mug.




(from justjared.)
THANK YOU SO MUCH HARPERS BAZAAR FOR MAKING MY YEAR WITH THIS EXTREMELY PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE
i just might have to buy it now to bask in it's glory :D



Thursday, January 14, 2010

SORRY


I'm kind of retarded because I just realized that there's like a 400% chance that you don't even know/give a damn that this isn't my first blog.

So here we go. 15 things you should know about me:

-I'm a teenage girl. Expect whining about parents/school/boys/friends/myself A LOT
-I live in the great white north. i fucking love canada.
-Swearing is my top vice.
-I'm a foodie. Like a hardcore foodie. But I'm really fussy. My palette is like godly.
-I'm short.
-I'm a TV nerd.
-I get scared really easily/my imagination is a wild beast that has yet to be tamed
-Strangers are convinced I have ADHD, but my friends know it's just undiagnosed hyper OCD
-I'm of mixed descent.
-I'm a shitty swimmer.
-The most religious thing about me is that I've watched JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR like a dozen times. (Best fucking rock opera about Jesus dying EVER)
-I thrive off of Christmas decorating, the
n fucking crash and burn after it's over
-I love love love love love magazines.
-I very rarely read recent books written for my age group, because they kind of suck ass. I like old books, from like 1800s onward.
-My real name is completely irrelevant. Orientalmunchkin= me. Honestly, I was a female member in the lollipop guild (munchkins division) somewhere over a rainbow in a past life.