Try not to turn onto problems that upset you

In other news, Rob P. is allergic to vaginas. I knew it.

http://dlisted.com/node/36066

Well screw me over and call me a whore.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE COOL WHEN

-Your almost sixty white daddy is chillin in a pub watching his friend play guitar downtown

-Your little asian mommy is completely flabbergasted by the olympics

-You spend your friday nights with wet hair going through super awesome blogs, thus murdering your eyes in the process

-You become super jealous of those Australians due to those fucking awesome blogs

-You're extremely sad that joni m's voice is fucked now and you have spent considerable time grieving the loss of her pretty voice back then, despite the fact you know she'll never get it back.

-You've spent a considerable amount of time trying to decide whether or not Abbey Lee is a badass or a fuckup for piercing her nipple

-You thought that David Walliams & Lara Stone being engaged was a fucked up hoax. (Ya. It's not)

-You have to babysit at 8:45am tomorrow.

-You have a disturbed craving for fruit loops.

I need a life.

I'm an idiot

Main Entry: epiph·a·ny

Pronunciation: \i-ˈpi-fə-nē\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural epiph·a·nies

Etymology: Middle English epiphanie, from Anglo-French, from Late Latinepiphania, from Late Greek, plural, probably alteration of Greek epiphaneiaappearance, manifestation, from epiphainein to manifest, from epi- + phainein to show — more at fancy

Date: 14th century

1 capitalized : January 6 observed as a church festival in commemoration of the coming of the Magi as the first manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles or in the Eastern Church in commemoration of the baptism of Christ
2 : an appearance or manifestation especially of a divine being
3 a (1) : a usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of something (2) : an intuitive grasp of reality through something (as an event) usually simple and striking (3) : an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure b : a revealing scene or moment

(shanks merriam webster)

If you lovely people remember, I have a bit of a complex about my bulletin board.

Last night, while eating some yogurt covered pretzels and watching MYTHBUSTERS, I realized that I DON'T ONLY HAVE TO PUT STUFF ON MY BULLETIN BOARD. THERE'S A BUNCH OF EMPTY SPACE IN MY ROOM ZOMG.

So

This weekend will be spent blue tacking things on to my closet door and dresser cabinet doors.

PARTAY

THIS IS JUST MEAN

The look on my face is because:

-The TV isn't working. Shit.

-My neighbor's 6 month old baby is hooked up to three tubes in the hospital because she has a kidney damaging bladder infection :(

-I was up until 2 AM last night watching Mythbusters (that show is the best thing...ever?)

-I bought $4 worth of yogurt covered pretzels (totally worth it)

-I dished out $10 for Tatler magazine (again, totally worth it)

AND THE CREME DE LA CREME

-McQueen committed suicide? SAY IT AIN'T SO

BUT ON A CHEERIER NOTE

Tom & Rob went underwear shopping today: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/02/11/robert-pattinson-stocks-up-on-boxer-briefs/

Old man winter can kiss my ass

SPRING IS HERE.

And then it's probably gonna snow again in a week BUT WHATEVER

One & Only Rebel Child

Some of my favorites:

Gee who are these young lads?

Is it just me or does Kurt Cobain seem like he'd be a really awesome dad?

K if you don't know who he is, he's the original badassmotherfucker/gonzo journalist. (Hunter S. Thompson. Look up some of his old interviews on youtube, he's great)

Two of my favorite ladies (Brigitte & Jane B)

IGGY POPPPPPPPPP. And two unknown people...

Was Sharon Tate taller than Roman? I fucking love Sharon Tate. Love love love. I'd do anything to look like her. But I'm asian, so that's never ever gonna happen.

I wish I could say I found these first, but alas, I didn't.

All from the mastermind(s?) behind www.cracktwo.com

There's load more amazing pics at http://www.cracktwo.com/2010/01/rare-photos-of-famous-people-125-pics.html

CHECK EM OUT

HAHA

Joey was always my fave new kid :P

He's such a tool. I love him.